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Welcome back to Evil Tiki Tuesdays! Once a week I let Mommy take a break, and my brain writes directly onto the blog.

My first major attempt in Project: Eat the Daddy failed.

I blame it on my minions.
Step 1: I had my brother, Kesey-the-Dog (a.k.a. StupidSmile–What!?Hello?What!?–StupidSmile) bring his stuffed toy upstairs.

Step 2: During the night, I had my other brother, Riley-the-Cat (a.k.a. Klugman, a.k.a. iLoveTheDaddy–What!?Hello?What!?–LoveTheDaddy–StupidSmile) place the furry toy on the top stair.

Step 3: I jumped around, knocking over CD’s and DVD’s. (I was perfect! I was flawless! I was poultry in motion!) The skinny one that talks cutesy all the time (a.k.a. “the Mommy”) stirred but didn’t get up. The fat one (a.k.a. “the Daddy” aka “Happy Meal for Me”) woke up and got out of bed. All according to plan…
In the dark, he didn’t see the toy, and slipped on it. Both his drumsticks (a.k.a. the “legs”) flew into the air. This would accomplish two things: 1) the fall would kill him, and 2) the stairs would tenderize him on the way down. The tenderizing went as planned, but unfortunately, I think he only bruised his butt-bone.

The Mommy-one let him spend the rest of the day reading comic books. She didn’t even TRY to baste him. Oh well. Back to the drawing board…

Evil Tiki

Happy Birthday to Us!

Happy Birthday to Us!

Happy Birthday dear Uuu-usss!

Happy Birthday to Us!

RT Bed

We never had a real birthday before. This is very exciting!!!

Please stop by any time. We are having tuna cakes, shrimps, lobster, hamm, roast beast, cheeseburgers, parsley, lettuce, papaya, and pizza. Everyone is invited. If you don’t see anything you’d like to eat, we’ll send Mommy to the store.

Scout and Sia also have birthdays today, so don’t forget to stop by and wish them a Happy Birthday too!!

Evil Kittens

Welcome back to Evil Tiki Tuesdays! Once a week I let Mommy take a break, and my brain writes directly onto the blog.

Have you ever read the comic strip, Get Fuzzy? I’m not sure what the goofy dog or the “human” are there for, but the main character (Bucky the cat) is HI-larious. He’d like to eat a monkey, which is probably a good idea. Start small, work your way up to eating the Daddy-human. Monkeys are smaller, easier to digest, and have less hair than Daddies.

If anyone has any recipes for eating a Daddy, perhaps a casserole or a chili-con-Daddy, drop me a line.

Till next time…

Evil Tiki

Kesey

 I was tagged by my kitties!

Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs/cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven dogs/cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

1.     I used to have a white fuzzy tip on the end of my tail and it curled back towards my backside. My tail got all itchy, so I started chewing on it. It got all hurty so I had to go to the vet and get an e-collar. I fussed about my e-collar, so OldMommy took it off and while she wasn’t looking I chomped off several inches of my tail.  

2.     My tail healed a long time ago, so you can tug on my tail all you want. I don’t care. Yes kitties, you can bat at it too.

 3.     Kitties are fun, but my bestest friend in the whole world is another dog named Snoopy. He’s a lot littler than me, but doesn’t know it because I was a little puppy when we met. We like to jump around and wrestle.

4.     Riley is ALWAYS kissing me. So this morning, I kissed him back by rubbing my nose on him the way kitties do. Don’t tell anyone. They might not let me be a dog anymore.

5.     I found out this year that I like to wear bandanas.

6.     If the kitties won’t run I either jump over them or poke them with my nose.

7.     I like to lick my paw and wash my face with it. Don’t tell anyone about that either.

 I tag: A Cat Named Jane, Ace & Skittles, Steve, Kat, & Wilbur, and Ollie.

Welcome to Evil Tiki Tuesdays! Once a week I let Mommy take a break, and my brain writes directly onto the blog.

This is a picture of my “parents.” Parents
I’m going to eat the fat one.

I’ve begun gnawing on his toes from time to time. If I catch him when he’s busy (like when he’s eating chicken wings or pizza), he won’t even notice until I’ve eaten his body up to his waist.

My brother Riley says: “Hello My Name Is Brak!”

Which is odd, because he’s never seen the Space Ghost show, and I’m pretty sure his name is Klugman.
I’d eat the Mommy one, but she looks likes she’s mostly gristle.

The Daddy one looks tasty.
Till next time…

Evil Tiki

We were tagged by Willow! Yay!!

Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Tiki

1.     I love love love love to drink out of the tap. Because of this, the furs on top of my head often stand up in a wet mohawk.

2.     Now that the windows are open, I would rather look outside than eat.

3.     Even though I love looking out of the open windows, I cry when I ride in our stroller.

4.     I mostly snuggle with Daddy when no one else is looking.

5.     I like to sit on a wooden chair in our basement and stare at the walls.

6.    When we first came to live here, I would cry whenever Riley got out of my sight. Every time I did this, he would come running.

7.     My brother Riley is my very best friend.

Riley

1.     Last night I found out I like lettuce.

2.     I have a meezer voice and talk loudly and often.

3.     I have to announce myself every time I enter a room or walk up to anyone.

4.     The best time to wake up is 4 am!

5.     Kesey is the bestest woofie ever. I have to kiss him every time I see him.

6.     I wasn’t scared when I came to live here, because Tiki was with me.

7.     My sister Tiki is my very best friend.

 We tag: Kesey, our cousin Merlin,  Storm & Mocha, Shadow SalukiHarmon & Bustopher, and anyone else who wants to play. (Okay, so we snuck 2 dogs in there)

Riley & Mom

Evil Tiki

Welcome to Evil Tiki Tuesdays!  Once a week I let Mommy take a break, and I write directly onto the blog.  I assume that she’ll say “Daddy” is writing these.  She may also say that it’s a classic case of split personality disorder, manifesting itself only on Tuesdays.   

I, of course, would beg to differ.   

In the end, you gotta let the lower life-forms think whatever it takes to get them through the day.

Humans are fragile creatures, after all. 

So, I’m Tiki. 

And I’m evil. 

Let me re-phrase that.

EVIL. 

I’m a cat, so maybe that’s redundant, I don’t know. 

My brother’s name is Riley.  Mommy wanted to name him either Quincy or Oscar.  Daddy pointed out that both Quincy and Oscar Madison were played by the same actor, Jack Klugman, therefore she could have both names if she, in fact, called him Klugman. 

Mommy said no. 

But now whenever Riley does something stupid, which is every eight minutes or so, Daddy says “Nice job, Klugman” or “Look who pulled a Klugman.”   

My other brother is also a “Klugman.”  He’s a woofie (named Kesey), and as such, is insane. 

He tried to eat Riley’s head once, but they get along much better now. 

Till next time,

Yours In Evil, 

Evil Tiki 

Tiki

Mommy got Real Food for Cats at the library. Unfortunately, we can’t recommend it because most of the recipes have onions in them. Other odd ingredients include bread crumbs, honey, soy flour, noodles, tomato, creamed corn, green & red peppers, and bean sprouts. Riley might eat some of these things – he actually had some almond milk yesterday – but most of us probably would not. Also, none of us should be eating onions!

RK

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