Riley: Mommy cut off all our toes. The horror!!!!!!!!

Tiki: Riley, you’re such a big baby. That was a pawdicure. You had your nose right in there when Kesey & I had our nails done. (Can’t we have any privacy around here?) You could quite easily see that she did not cut off any toes! And we got treats afterward!!

Kesey: We have been very slow to say thank you. Karen Jo wrote limericks for all of us. Now we are famous! Thank you Karen Jo!

We are all mad at Mommy & Daddy. Saturday, they went to Lima Bean. They didn’t visit Parker and they didn’t bring back any Kewpees Hamburgers: Hamburg pickle on top, makes your heart go flippity-flop! They didn’t take us with them either so we didn’t get to see the OSU Lima Campus or Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

Oh wait! We don’t care about those last two things! Where are our Kewpees Hamburgers? Hi Parker! Are the foods any good at Happy Daz? They almost went there, but they closed at 10pm.

Some of our kitty friends are sick, so please purr for them.